Good morning world. Work never gets dull. HR is awesome. There are two popular misconceptions about HR;
1. HR is a satanic practice used to spread misery in the workforce
2. All men who work in HR are gay.
That’s so not true sweetie…
Thursday morning and it feels like a Monday. Orange Food Corp roll out their new corporate vision today and it looks like I’m the boy doing it in this fine store. Also, fuck all these bots that keep commenting on here. I don’t even know what Xanax is.
I have resolved to make more of an effort on here so expect to see more.
… Oh yeah, just in case you didn’t see it. Here is Scarlett’s minge
If you stutter, do you still stutter when you dream?
So today I get up and look out the conservatory window and it slowly dawns on me that some thieving douchebag has pinched my eldest stepson’s scootay. Robbing bastards. If you steal, this is you;
Today I dropped a Cleveland steamer that would not swim away. That motherfucker was so big it broke in two like the fucking Titanic when it went down.
I’m updating live from the toilet in my workplace. Loads to do. Time is short today though.
Ah well. Time to wipe my ass and go suck the day’s dick!
